Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Vote NO on Stupid People


MR. WHITE
All right all you religious cock pumps, listen the fuck up cuz I’m only going to say this once. So sit down, pull Jesus out of your ears and pretend that the world doesn’t revolve around the Bible.

Knock it the fuck off with all this proposition 8 bullshit. Why do you fucking give a shit if man marries another man or otherwise?

For starters being gay is not like catching a goddamn cold you fucking idiots! You don’t go to the store and pick up a bottle Gay-Quil and BAM, no more gay. It doesn’t fucking work like that. So don’t worry your precious little heads, your children aren’t going to catch the gay plague that’s sweeping the nation. Well some of them might…

I’m getting sick of all this “being gay is a choice” bullshit. Think about it, why would anyone willingly go against the status quo just to be different when they know they’ll get persecuted for it? You think people just wake up one morning, walk to their closet and decide to wear their gay pants that day?

I recently came across a site devoted to brainwashing people into thinking that gay marriage is a crime. At least that’s how I see.

Here’s a quote taken directly from the site.

“By saying that a marriage is between “any two persons” rather than between a man and a woman, the Court decision has opened the door to any kind of “marriage.” This undermines the value of marriage altogether at a time when we should be restoring marriage, not undermining it”.

What the fuck? How does it fucking undermine the values of marriage? And who’s values are they talking about? Oh that’s right, the Christians.

Enter Mr. Black
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MR. BLACK
Wow Mr. White, you're sounding a little like an atheist. I like it.

This issue is one in but a long list of all the stupid that is Christianity. I'm amazed that so many people blindly believe in some ancient (and clearly rewritten for a tool of control) text. I grew up in a Christian household, so I know all the lines of bullshit they feed, so please, if you're some born-again fuck don't bother commenting.

Unfortunately, our government is run with a Christian mind. Hell, even the United States is some 75% Christian. What the fuck is that about? One of the most powerful nations in the world, one BASED on the separation of church and state is now a hypocrite, running themselves based on some collection of fairy tales. I could bore you all day with the statistics showing that the countries with the most religious belief have the most crime, the highest prisoner rate, and so on, but I won't. If you're really interested in how poisonous religion is, check out The End of Faith by Sam Harris. If you walk away from that book STILL a believer, then please go walk off a building, we'll see if your imaginary god catches you.

The root of the problem that you're clearly so passionate about, Mr. White, is that Christians love to cherry pick the bible. Anything they don't like they tend to overlook when standing on their street corners with signs that say "GOD HATES FAGS."

Here is an example from the good old testament (where the anti homosexual verse is also found):

Exodus 21:17 "Anyone who curses his father or mother must be put to death."

Funny, I don't see anyone picketing about that problem.

Or how about this one.

Deuteronomy 21:18-21 If a man has a stubborn and rebellious son who will not obey the voice of his father or the voice of his mother, and who, when they have chastened him, will not heed them, then his father and his mother shall take hold of him and bring him out to the elders of his city, to the gate of his city. And they shall say to the elders of his city, ‘This son of ours is stubborn and rebellious; he will not obey our voice; he is a glutton and a drunkard.’ Then all the men of his city shall stone him to death with stones; so you shall put away the evil from among you, and all Israel shall hear and fear.

Yeah, I didn't think so. There are many many more examples of passages like this that Christians refuse to mention when quoting scripture about "God's Law." These examples were found at this blog: http://literalbible.blogspot.com/ so check it out if you're interested in finding more laughable stupidity.

Also, you can check out the Skeptic's Annotate Bible at http://skepticsannotatedbible.com/ for more religious fun. You'll also find quotes there from The Qu'aran - to share with your suicide bombing pals - and the Book of Mormon - to share with your favorite neighborhood bicycle buddies.

And just for the record, no I don't believe in the Easter Bunny, or Santa Claus, but then again, that would just be childish and ignorant right?
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MR. WHITE
I wouldn't normally add to a post once its' been published but I'm just now seeing that picture above. That just fucking makes me sick. Way to poison the mind of our children early. It's no wonder why we keep repeating the mistakes of our parents.
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MR. BLACK
Come on man, when's the last time you saw a little black boy and a little white boy smiling and holding hands?

5 comments:

Dr. Squid said...

I think Mr. Black is my new hero.

Dr. Squid said...

I have to say, I'm wondering why the two of you are so pro-gay-marriage....hmm I wonder....and then of course I did see you guys at the Rainbow Pride week parade. Things are starting to add up.

All joking aside, I am completely in agreement with Mr. White. I honestly don't care if gay people get married or whatever, and I find it both hilarious and offensive how "up in arms" this country is over the issue. Just because Mr. White and Mr. Black get married, for example, how the fuck does that affect the value of MY marriage?!?! God it pisses me off how these religious people (who are supposed to be oh-so-tolerant) take up causes like this. Religious zealotry pisses me off.

That's great if you believe some fantasy, but please don't try to force feed it to everyone else who isn't like you. No, it is not your god-given mandate or right to convert the country to your beliefs. Mind your own goddamn business.

Dark Swan said...

Way to go Mr. White! I am in total agreement. I want to go up to people that try to deny marriage to gays & say "Ya know what? You & your wife/husband are really fuckin fat & ugly & it offends me to see you get married because then I have to think about you guys having ugly, fat sex, & it makes me sick, so I am gonna picket to make it where you two can't marry".
And in a side note to Mr. Black & other flaming Atheists out there: I am sorry but you are becoming the very thing you hate when you try pulling others away from what they believe (if that isn't hurting anybody). Also, I am getting so fucking sick with people like you grouping anybody with any kind of faith at all together with Christians & other organized religion. There are a lot "free thinkers" out there that don't buy in to religious crap, but do feel there is a higher power. So if you want to insult me then be specific with what you are insulting & don't group me in with Christians.
I had to say my peace.

mr. black and mr. white said...

MR. BLACK
Well dark swan, it looks like you must worship the god of ampersands because your fucking response was filled with them.

Blind faith is bullshit no matter which way you look at it. And if you live your life thinking that you're being watched over by some higher power then you're probably making many irrational decisions which could be avoided otherwise.

Chino Blanco said...

Just a heads up: Mike Huckabee recently gave an interview in which he holds Mitt Romney responsible for implementing gay marriage in Massachusetts.

Video

Welcome to the ProtectMarriage.com coalition.

I wish that more rank and file members of the LDS (Mormon) church would realize: the anti-gay coalition they've joined in California is one that includes folks who - given the chance - would vote their church out of existence.

Folks like Mike Huckabee and his Evangelical buddies.