Thursday, September 11, 2008

Geniuses At Work (litterally at work)

Mr. WHITE
Some of you may be wondering, "how do these guys think up such amazing things to talk about"?

Well here's an excerpt from an earlier conversation between Mr. Black and I through G-mail chat.


Mr. WHITE: new highfalutin ramen
click on choice ramen
thats what i buy now
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Mr BLACK: fuck ramen, nasty
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Mr. WHITE: taste sooooo much better
well its kinda a throw away meal thats for making something quick
doesnt taste like shit now
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Mr BLACK: did they fix the sodium problem?
it has like 3 days worth of sodium in one serving
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Mr. WHITE: i was thinking about saying something about it and how everyone seems to be redirecting their products towards "health conscious foods"
click on choice and read it
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Mr BLACK: haha 25% less...so they're done to two days of your daily allowance of sodium
i guess it's better than nothing
i'm not really a soup or noodle kind of guy though
i need fucking substance
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Mr. WHITE: well my biggest thing is it actually taste good
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Mr BLACK: if i don't get protein i die
every time i smell ramen i think of mark's house
they eat it here all the time
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Mr. WHITE: oh yeah an it doesnt smell like a wet dog anymore
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Mr BLACK: i never thought it smelled bad, just like hot wet asians hahaha
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Mr. WHITE: same thing
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Mr BLACK: yeah true
so have you joined the gym yet?
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And there you have it. Geniuses at work.

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